Musical Chairs Champ Gifts

"I never lose at musical chairs."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Music Lessons

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Monkey casino study.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

The art of fishing.

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Christmas choir

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'It certainly is a big one!'

"What setting do I use for this?"

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

Choir Games

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Amateur singers

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

Musical Chairs

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

'We really weren't paying attention, so based on a game of Musical Chairs, we find the defendant...'

"Wow, human DNA is so close to ours! Pity they're just missing perfection by a few percentage points..."

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

"My husband and I have what he calls Olympic sex. . . It only happens once in 4 years."

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"