Musical Chairs Champ Pillows

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Music Lessons

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Monkey casino study.

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

The art of fishing.

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Christmas choir

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'It certainly is a big one!'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Amateur singers

Choir Games

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

Musical Chairs

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

'We really weren't paying attention, so based on a game of Musical Chairs, we find the defendant...'

"Wow, human DNA is so close to ours! Pity they're just missing perfection by a few percentage points..."

"My husband and I have what he calls Olympic sex. . . It only happens once in 4 years."

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

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