Musical Chairs Lovers Pillows

'We really weren't paying attention, so based on a game of Musical Chairs, we find the defendant...'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

You can't get what up

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Von Trapp family masks

Luthier

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'What, They're comfortable.'

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

Introverted Chair

Reserved Parking

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"Those who can can, dance."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Skier.

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."