Musical Chairs Lovers Pillows

'We really weren't paying attention, so based on a game of Musical Chairs, we find the defendant...'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

You can't get what up

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Von Trapp family masks

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Joseph and his coat

Luthier

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Those who can can, dance."

Introverted Chair

Skier.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Looks like Broadway's back."

Reserved Parking

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.