Rocking Chair Enthusiasts Pillows

Old Men on Rockers.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

You can't get what up

Disease-y Top

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Sitting down

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

The Tunnel of Endurance

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Scranton the Ride

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