Rocking Chair Lounging Pillows

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Tilly Slowboy

Unconditional Loveseat

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

You can't get what up

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Rest distracted by moles.

Floating

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'Well played, sir.'

'The Degeneration Game'

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Hockney by the Pool

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

Slow News Day

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"He used to want to take over the world."