Rocking Chair Relaxer Pillows

Happy Retirement.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"First break since 2008."

Tilly Slowboy

Pre-Television Man Caves

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

You can't get what up

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"This one he can do"

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"