Rocking Chair Lounging Mugs

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Unconditional Loveseat

Tilly Slowboy

You can't get what up

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

Rest distracted by moles.

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Floating

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'Well played, sir.'

'The Degeneration Game'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

Hockney by the Pool

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

Slow News Day

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.