Rocking Chair Aficionado Mugs

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"I trained him to sit, but he prefers to set."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

You can't get what up

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Sitting down

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

Old Men on Rockers.

Easy Swivel Chair Company

Steven Tyler