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The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"I trained him to sit, but he prefers to set."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

You can't get what up

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

Reserved Parking

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Liam Gallagher

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Sitting down

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

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