Rocking Chair Enthusiast Gifts

Kid to elderly lady: 'Grandma, you rock.'

Old Stuntmen's Home.

Tilly Slowboy

You can't get what up

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Who says there's nothing new in the wonderful world of rocking chairs.

"Would it be asking too much for you all to creak together?"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

The interminable!

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Nice custom job, Bill!

Monster Roller Coaster

Sitting down

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'