Musical Decor Admirer Pillows

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

You are my sunshine!

"The knights of the round accent table"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Teapot

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Posh Easter Egg

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Mexican Serenade.

King Madras

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"We need to talk."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

Barber shop quartet

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The old one fell apart.'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'