Musical Decor Admirer Pillows

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

You are my sunshine!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Teapot

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Posh Easter Egg

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Mexican Serenade.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

King Madras

Bette Midler

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Barber shop quartet

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"We need to talk."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The old one fell apart.'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."