Camping Champion Gifts

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Snake Scout Jamboree

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Going to Sea.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Boat Launch'

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"We rescued him form the research lab."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"