Camping Champion Gifts

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

Snake Scout Jamboree

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Going to Sea.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Boat Launch'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.