Bucket Aficionado Gifts

Bucket List

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Men's Prayer Group.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Water-works.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Builders.