Bucket Footballers Gifts

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Swimming Prankster

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'Do you have any books by writers?'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Argonauts and football

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

Geese Attacking Footballers

Ice Bucket Challenge

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

'Git yer forward passes, yer laterals, or yer handoffs here!'

"He's the new Turkish signing"

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

'I nominate Malik...and...'

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Bucket List

Messi and Tax Fraud.

Callum Hudson-Odoi

'Whats his game?' - 'Oh! He used to be a goalkeeper.'