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A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

Vivienne Westwood

Moses unblocking the toilet.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Water-works.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Men's Prayer Group.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'