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"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Swimming Prankster

"That's an everblue."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

Safe harbour

'Pillow too soft?'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

Coming soon, wet paint.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

Park Statue

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"O.K., doomer."

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

Ice Bucket Challenge