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"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

"You should've called me sooner!"

Bothered by Midges

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

No Fly Zone.

And he did, and they did.

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"Do you sell insect-repellent?"

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Insect extinction

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

'D'you have any salt?'

Flies up the ante!

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

At a pine beetle concert.

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'What luck!'

"The science of how bumblebees fly is still being sorted out. Thankfully, I can rely on my instinct..."