Bug Banisher Mugs

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

"You should've called me sooner!"

Bothered by Midges

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

No Fly Zone.

And he did, and they did.

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"Do you sell insect-repellent?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Insect extinction

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"That's an everblue."

Bees v Wasps

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Flies up the ante!

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'D'you have any salt?'

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

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