Anti-bucket Lister T-Shirts

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"You're next on my bucket list."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First National Sand Bank.

Bucket List

Horn of Plenty.

"No Littering" sign in space.

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

"It was on my Bucket List."

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

I suggest you call technical support.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

I'm attacking this family's clutter! You need me? Yes! Help me decide which pile to start with. Tough call.

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"What have you done with my life list?"

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Space Trash