Tidying Avoider T-Shirts

'I purposely keep it messy so no monsters move in.'

Let's get organized

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Messy Sink

Desert Island Raking

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

The Movers - Decluttering

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

How to deal with weeds

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Tred carefully mill.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

Recycling point.

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.