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'I guess they're not here for contact.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Car Emissions

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Flies up the ante!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Oil Spill

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Horn of Plenty.

"No Littering" sign in space.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

Human Tree

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

Monitoring the Air Quality