Litter-bug Buster Pillows

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Flies up the ante!

Car Emissions

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Oil Spill

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No Littering" sign in space.

Horn of Plenty.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Human Tree