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Police Grime Fighters.

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Car Emissions

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Oil Spill

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Horn of Plenty.

"No Littering" sign in space.

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Whistle blower...

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."