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Police Grime Fighters.

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Car Emissions

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Oil Spill

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Your father installed a security system.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"No Littering" sign in space.

Horn of Plenty.

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Whistle blower...