Universal Litter Buster T-Shirts

"No Littering" sign in space.

North Pole

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Car Emissions

Oil Spill

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Horn of Plenty.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Human Tree

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Human Dust Buster

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Me…me…catch me!'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

Flowers of Pollution

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

I suggest you call technical support.

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

"Technically, it's not an island."