Universal Litter Buster Gifts

"No Littering" sign in space.

North Pole

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Car Emissions

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Oil Spill

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Horn of Plenty.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

Human Dust Buster

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Human Tree

Monitoring the Air Quality

'Me…me…catch me!'

I'm attacking this family's clutter! You need me? Yes! Help me decide which pile to start with. Tough call.

I suggest you call technical support.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

Flowers of Pollution