Blemish Buster Gifts

'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Pop Culture for Teens

The Expert

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

"No Littering" sign in space.

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

Horn of Plenty.

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

Urban spring.

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

I suggest you call technical support.

I'm attacking this family's clutter! You need me? Yes! Help me decide which pile to start with. Tough call.

Bad Scalp Day

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT