Blemish Battler Gifts

Pop Culture for Teens

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Get an afterlife!'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Painter's Duel.

Your Country Needs MOO!

fish in a bottle...

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Stadium usher of the month.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

A sleeping couple

Directions for walker across several hills.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Hare restorer.

"It's a mug's game!"

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

The planned obsolescence blues

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'All they took was my snowblower.'