Issue Battler Gifts

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Pop Culture for Teens

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

fish in a bottle...

Painter's Duel.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

A sleeping couple

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

'Oh no! Not another bill!'

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Hell for cashiers.

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

The future of warfare.

The planned obsolescence blues

"Messing around with out bonuses is outrageous, I've a good mind to bugger off abroad and screw up someone else's economy."

Internot - No broadband in your area.

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."