Bill Battler Gifts

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

CAN'T PAY WON'T PAY '...It's a protest about her son's mobile phone bill'

"When a postman came in sight, delivering winter fuel bills ..."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Fries and kids

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

A sleeping couple

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

Directions for walker across several hills.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"On second thought, maybe our joint account was a bad idea."

"Hit them where it hurts. . . with your vote."

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Social Services held back by risk, unrealistic targets and budget cuts.