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Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

My lips move when I read, and my whole body trembles when I read my utility bill.

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

CAN'T PAY WON'T PAY '...It's a protest about her son's mobile phone bill'

'Oh no! Not another bill!'

"When a postman came in sight, delivering winter fuel bills ..."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Fries and kids

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Directions for walker across several hills.

A sleeping couple

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

Credit card repayments are for life, not just for Christmas.

'According to my calculations we need to sell the house to pay the heating bills.'

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"