Billing Battler T-Shirts

'I also examined you for insurance but didn't find any.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Fries and kids

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

Student Debt

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"

"On second thought, maybe our joint account was a bad idea."