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"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Get an afterlife!'

Painter's Duel.

fish in a bottle...

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

A sleeping couple

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

Stadium usher of the month.

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Directions for walker across several hills.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"It's a mug's game!"

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

The planned obsolescence blues

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

'All they took was my snowblower.'

'What's going on in your office, anyway?'