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'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Get an afterlife!'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Painter's Duel.

Big Burgers.

Your Country Needs MOO!

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Heat and Food Poisoning

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"It's a mug's game!"

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

The future of warfare.

Builder adjusting a wall.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

Internot - No broadband in your area.

Getting in shape (or not)