Bacterial Battler T-Shirts

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Heat and Food Poisoning

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Get an afterlife!'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Painter's Duel.

'How long did you try before calling?'

fish in a bottle...

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

No fly zone

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Tennis Player.

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'I found the termites!'

Bloomin' moths!