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The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

Pop Culture for Teens

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Painter's Duel.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"You must be the demolition team."

Graffiti like

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"

Mosquito Fumigation

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

A hunter shoots a drone

"Rotten kids. I could hear that awful music all the way from Mars."

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."

Miles/Blisters.

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

'I understand you rented a limo to get here...'

The Townsfolk of Avalanche Welcome Loud Car Stereos...Short Cut.

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

'All I can say is, if you like to try new wines and you hate to have money in your wallet, that's the perfect choice.'

'I see they're having a wig sale at Carpeteria.'

Man naps during eye test.