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'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Macho Vegetarian

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

Pikey and Chav.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

Accountants around the campfire.

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

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