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"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

Man sweeps dust under carpet and small man sweeps it out.

"This meeting of The Male Stereotype's Club is cancelled. Everyone is lost and won't ask for directions."

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

Global Community.

"Let me guess...you're Asian, so you're really smart."

"Stupid bean counter!"

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

'I hate to say this, Alvin, but you are a dumb blond.'

Earsplitting Rock Music.

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

'No, I don't type - What sort of secretary do you think I am?'

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

Fish Farmer

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"He's heterosexual, but he works out as much as a homosexual."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Macho Vegetarian

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Disparate housewives.

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."