Stereotype Blaster Gifts

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Prejudice/Empathy

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Macho Vegetarian

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Pikey and Chav.

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

Graffiti like

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

Accountants around the campfire.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."