Anti-bucket Lister Pillows

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

The First National Sand Bank.

Bucket List

Horn of Plenty.

"No Littering" sign in space.

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"It was on my Bucket List."

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

I suggest you call technical support.

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"What have you done with my life list?"

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Space Trash