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Maple syrup and milk collection.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"They're comfortable."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"You're next on my bucket list."

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'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

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'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Brick Salesman

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Bottletrees.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Your shout!"

Utility Chic.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Men talking about the boots of the period

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This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Bucket List

"You get one every time you order something online."