Bucket Collector Mugs

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"They're comfortable."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Brick Salesman

Bottletrees.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Utility Chic.

"Your shout!"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Men talking about the boots of the period

"You get one every time you order something online."

Bucket List

As you like it - One way of catching fish

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'