Step Collector Mugs

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Teapot

Shoes Make The Man

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"Do you smell something?"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Used wheels

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.