Bucket Listing T-Shirts

'I saw it on your bucket list.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You're next on my bucket list."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

The First National Sand Bank.

Bucket List

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"It was on my Bucket List."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

"What have you done with my life list?"

Things to do before you die...

"Life's too short to not do something that has a high likelihood of shortening your life!"

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

"Yay! I finally get to swim with a dolphin!"

'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'

"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

"The only item left on our bucket list is "taste cat", but it's unlikely we'll achieve it: cats don't seem to come into the water..."

"No thanks. I have a bucket list, not a kick the bucket list!"

"That's the closest I come to a bucket list."

Hey Darlene, have you ever sued anyone for libel? Not yet. But it is on my bucket list. I've scheduled if for January 19th, 2032. Right after "visit Machu Picchu" and right before "renovate and flip a house." I firmly believe in planning ahead. I've got everything mapped out. Go ahead, try me. March 1st, 2075. Reincarnate as a level-24 mature soul.

'Kind of. I did change skydiving to water aerobics, and I deleted the Mexico trip. The food makes me gassy.'