Bucket Lister T-Shirts

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

Bucket List

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Swimming Prankster

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

The First National Sand Bank.

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"It was on my Bucket List."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"What have you done with my life list?"

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

Things to do before you die...

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

"The only item left on our bucket list is "taste cat", but it's unlikely we'll achieve it: cats don't seem to come into the water..."

"No thanks. I have a bucket list, not a kick the bucket list!"

"That's the closest I come to a bucket list."

One day she was going to travel the world.

A Message from Marion

"Well I bet THAT wasn't on his 'bucket list'!"