Bucket-banisher Enthusiast Prints

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Swimming Prankster

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Safe harbour

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Park Statue

Coming soon, wet paint.

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

"O.K., doomer."

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."