Ice Bucket Fanatic T-Shirts

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Trawling for Fish.

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"My feet are cold."

"You call this ice?"

The Hockey Puckey

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Rubik's ice cube.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"We used to be cooler."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

The Icebreaker

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hockey cheerleaders.

Hockey Goal

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Global Warming.

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'