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Rubik's ice cube.

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

'Cold enough now?'

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'

Ice cubes

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Eldrow

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Baking

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Trawling for Fish.

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

The Snowcow

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

'I call it cubicilism'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

Rubik's Cubicle

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

'I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...immediately.'