Ice Cubes T-Shirts

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'No ice.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Banana Split Personality

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Cake

Ice Cream Tower.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Mice Cream

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'