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Foot in ice cube.

The Snowcow

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"My feet are cold."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Rubik's ice cube.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

Jozef Golonka

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'He's hearing impaired.'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

Snow cones.

The Cone Ranger

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Protecting the goal.

Ice cream scoop

Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

Whirled cup.

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

Located next to a dice factory is the Nevada Home for Blind Serpents.

Embarrassing Cone Tan Line

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'