Stone-cold Collector T-Shirts

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It must be the dead sea.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

New Age Store.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Feeling for shells

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Dog Love.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Museum of Bones

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.